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NIgga Napkin

jerome can I git a few nigga napkins for wipin my asshole .

Tyrone can I boorow a nigga napkin to roll thiis Doobie
by Johny Butthole July 1, 2009
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flesh napkin

when a person is performing cunni or anal linguis and their lips and chin become covered with a mucus-like substance, they then use the inner thigh of their partner to clean their face.
mathew mcconahey: man, queen latifa leaks like a tap when recieving cunnilinguis

martin short: yeah i know, good thing there's plenty of flesh napkin
by jared+kyle December 11, 2007
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Fap Napkin

A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"

"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 9, 2011
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Plastic Napkin

An object of plastic material used as a napkin.
"hey man can you get me a plastic napkin?"
by xLoDx Kontrol June 28, 2009
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Napkin Shirt

A shirt that is specifically worn when there is a risk of food landing on it.

Generally characterized by being old, pit stained, with bonus points awarded for rips or tears.
Spaghetti tonight dear? I best be putting on my napkin shirt.

and

Eww - I can't believe you wore that napkin shirt to dinner with my parents!
by jiggerbigger001 April 23, 2010
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Willy napkin

A willy napkin is when some one ejects there jizz ( sperm ) in a tissue then some one blows there nose in it or it can be used to abuse one .
by Cgl_96 March 2, 2010
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jack napkin

Napkin to wipe semen on when masturbating.
Guy 1: Man, what is this sticky napkin?
Guy 2: Dude, that's my jack napkin!
by kiwi289 December 23, 2008
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