Mutual spookiness

When after a date, neither person contacts the other. Different than ghosting.

That date didn't go very well man, but I expect there'll be some mutual spookiness and she won't text me.

by Apex Grazer December 3, 2022

Mutual intrigueness

When you are talking to someone and you are equally intrigued with each other

I am so intrigued by you.
You can’t be intrigued by me, I'm intrigued by you.

OMG we are in mutual intrigueness

by Washinator August 20, 2021

Mutual Creeping

When TWO people creep on each others facebook pages constantly.

Includes straight liking one anothers pages and commenting on every post/picture/status dating back to the day they became facebook friends.
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Person 1: John is constantly straight liking Hillarys facebook.

Person 2: Yes, but Hillary comments on all his status updates.

Person 1: Oh so they are into the whole mutual creeping thing. Why don't they just exchange phone numbers?

by lookabutt January 24, 2011

Mutual Faultification

When two people are the cause of an incident, making the fault mutual. Usually with one person causing another person to do something.

It's your fault, you totally hit the drinks over.""Yeah but without you pushing me it wouldn't have happened""True... I guess we'll settle on a mutual faultification

by kallsieland March 6, 2011

Mutual Respect

When people love *cough* RESPECT (obviously) each other deeply, like VERY DEEPLY!

Yeah sex is cool but have you tried mutual respect?
L&H mutually respect each other!

by NoNoNo&co March 8, 2019

Mutual Intoxication

When two are infatuated or in love so much they can do anything else or get anything done. When two are sick, glassy eyed, and nothing or nobody in there surroundings matters.

My friend and his girlfriend have mutual intoxication. Sorry man I can't go fishing with you because I have to lay around and stare at my woman all day long.

by swamped December 3, 2011

mutual pleasureworking

sexual intercourse and/or other sexual relations including anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, etc. (First coined by user Terry-Thomas of the gallifreybase.com forum.)

Once he returned from the drugstore with some condoms, we engaged in mutual pleasureworking. He worked my pleasure hard.

by CindyTE May 28, 2010