second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

minitruck

Minitruck - a small compact truck that looks good on air bags layed the fuck out on the ground. nowadays, it is not uncommon to see a minitruck with wheels larger then 20 inches and still laying on the ground. minitrucks sole purpose is to drag and make as many sparks as humanly possible. Real men drive minitrucks, and real minitrucks kick ass

Dude that minitruck was sick, layed the fuck out on 22s

by Numatik September 28, 2008

Manitoba mascara

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

by hirish February 18, 2011

Monitor Shopping

Monitor shopping is another form of window shopping. However, instead of stores its all through the internet. You’re online only browsing, not looking for anything in particular because you can’t afford it but you enjoy looking anyway. Maybe you’ll save something in your favorites for when you do have money.

Bill walks into the office from the left
Bill sees Bob on the computer. Shopping
Bill "Hey, are you shopping Bob? I thought you didn't have any money?"
Bob "I don't. I'm just monitor shopping"

by LadyPoison January 11, 2010

Mulitto

A person of mixed white and black ancestry. Unlike Mulattoes these people have the skin colour of a caucasian but are in actual fact 1/8th black. The Muliito race is limited to the male gender and can be easily identified by the following three physical traits: extremely curly hair, an abnormally large penis, and the formation of keloids(an area of irregular fibrous tissue formed at the sight of a scar or injury)

I am a simple white guy with curly hair and a huge penis. Could I be Mulitto?

by The Spiceman December 12, 2010

Camp Manitou

a summer heaven for young male athletes. They have this awesome thing called college league and an intense color war. A lot of chillin and pretty solid food. AN AWESOME CAMP! Everybody there is awesome and whoever isnt there is missing out.

boy: where do you go to camp?
perfect boy: Camp Manitou
boy: what! i'm so jealous!
perfect boy: yea i don't blame you

by campcritic November 9, 2010