michie is a pothead bitch, not in a literal sense, but they (mostly she) damn well acts like it. she’ll be one of your most supportive friends in most things you do, but fuck up badly and she’s gonna go ghost on you for two months and say her phone died. she doesn’t commit to feelings because she’s a bad bitch city girl. she gives you the harsh reality when you need it and don’t expect your feelings to be in tact after because she goes off until you get the point.
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Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.
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The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel
The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
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