mufflesnuffle

to suffocate by placing your vagina over someone's face

My boyfriend was snoring so loud last night that I had to mufflesnuffle him to shut him up.

by faxedexcel April 21, 2009

Muffler lips

The result of smoking rocks and incurring 1st, 2nd, and/or 3rd degree burns on your lips; as if they've been placed on a hot muffler.

Crackhead Sally got muffler lips.

by WithaZ December 24, 2018

Mufflex

Blowjob

She did an amazing mufflex last night that I couldn't forget her.

by Gicao May 1, 2021

Crusty Muffler

When one takes a shit and doesn't clean themselves, it dries, and another then has anal sex with the dry, dirty, poop butt.

"After drinking and chinese food last night, we got back to my place and (i didn't have and toilet paper) we started getting freaky, needless to say i got the crusty muffler."

by pennyrockit October 5, 2011

Muffketeer

A man willing to fuck any muff no matter the color, stench, amount of hair, seepage or venereal diseases.

Damn, did you hear Blake fucked Harli?" "Gross.... What a Muffketeer.

by MegaDilldozer August 30, 2010

Muffler Belt

Along the lines of Blinker Fluid, it is used to confuse people who know very little about cars. This belt does not exist, as it would be unnecessary to the exhaust system.

John, "My car started sounding funny on the drive over."
Dave, "Did you remember to tighten the muffler belt within the last 3000 miles?"

by McMoooby March 31, 2006

Coffee Can Muffler

An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.

I hate those posers that just throw a coffee can muffler on their car.

by RX7philbert August 16, 2009