shag muffin

It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!

Person A: You're such a shag muffin!

Person B: Thanks!

by lil_sis January 22, 2006

PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

garbage muffin

(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.

You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!

"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.

Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.

by Joe Muffin August 5, 2009

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

Muffman

The ultimate lover of muff. Often finds themself craving a downstairs jew-fro otherwise known as a fluffy muffy.

There was Muffman, hanging from the rafters.

by zach-the-muffman November 3, 2008

muffin spack

running up to a complete stranger and fisting them

im gonna muffin spack that tranny

by mentrix August 4, 2012

muffinhead

a muffinhead are people who have a muffin for a brain, its also a very sad insult

"You are a muffinhead." said BadBoyHalo

by The Globlogabgalab February 7, 2021