Murtagh

Full name Murtagh Morzansson, this legendary but tragically fictional guy is by far the awesomest, hottest, most epical not to mention TOTALLY BADASS character in the Inheritance Cycle, END OF. Played by the equally awesome, hot and epical Garrett Hellund in the film. He carries a hand and a half sword, and wears black leather, is a crack shot with a bow and arrow, and is slightly twisted and evil, ie. FREAKING HOT. What's not to love?!
Son of Morzan, Galbatorix's previous evil *probably hot* hench minion, who is killed by Brom. Also the best friend/arch enemy of the not-anywhere-freaking-near-as-hot-or-awesome Eragon. He is forced by Galbatorix to become his evil hench minion *boooo and also not boo cos it's HOT* and rides a big ass red dragon called Thorn. This, while in NO WAY detracting from his hotness or awesomeness, means he is away being evil with Galbatorix and therefore tragically MISSING from most of Eldest *boooo* and far more of Brisingr *booo* than is good for the health of his devoted fangirls, who totally adore him. Because he is AWESOME. And hot. VERY HOT.

Me: I'm in love with a fictional character...
Fangirl No 2: What, apart from Draco Malfoy?
Me: Yes...Murtagh! He's just SO DAMN HOT
Fangirl No 2: IKR
Both Fangirls: *squeals of happiness*

by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011

muerto

Dominican slang that means garbage ass mofucker. Usually denotes people who lack the skill necessary for a particular task.

Ese tipo Voltio es un muerto rapiando.

by Domexicano March 17, 2005

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

Debra Mertz

1. Dumb biznich
2. a woman who hides her ignorance behind multiple worthless degrees
3. woman with severe halitosis
4. woman with a husband who has a chode
5. a Nazi professor - No A for you!

1. Dang Debra Mertz is a freakin moron.
2. I think Debra Mertz got all her degrees from 1-800-get-a-degree
3. That girl got breath like Debra Mertz
4. That woman looks like an unsatisfied Debra Mertz.
5. That UOP teacher Debra Mertz is Hitler's duaghter.

by Debra Mertz May 28, 2003

Muerr

Muerr is like meh, instead of conveying no emotion/lack of emotion, it sways more to mild sadness.

- LOL, i got an A and you didn't
-Muerr.

- My phone broke today, muerr.
- LOL, well I got my carpet installed in my room
- Sigh, muerr.

-Dude, that breakfast you made was horrid.
-muerr.

-Im sick, muerr.

by ChevChelios. November 27, 2009

Mertztown Pa.

A small town in PA. located between Reading and Allentown Pa.
Johnny B is known as the Town Drunk

Its nice to live in Mertztown PA.

by iygyugutfgyku April 13, 2011

Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018