MP

Abbreviation of My Problem. Sometimes used with YP: Your Problem.

Shipping paper records from 71 buildings across the country to New York over this weekend? It would draw too much attention.

That sounds like a YP, not an MP.

MR. ROBOT S3E4

by jbobthe3rd January 4, 2021

MP

My Pleasure

Me: I'll get you that link asap. My friend: Thanks! Me: mp

by MrsBee January 29, 2015

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015

MPS

Mps = micro penis syndrome

Angel has mps

by YoBoi212444 January 30, 2019

MP-Granch

Military Service Pistol

Wow nice MP-Granch

by Dftbr November 25, 2021

mp

Mp; is used in sms language and stands for My Pleasure

Friend: "Thanx for sending me credit."
Me: "mp, it's all good."

by Cags_daname May 18, 2016

Mp

Another way to say "My pleasure".

Person 1 txting person 2: "thanks for the ride"
Person 2's responds: "Mp"

by Hazedan February 15, 2018