Moobs

short for man boobs

Shit jeremy your dads got fucking huge moobds you should send him to jenny craig or something

by My Biznat Is The Shiznat January 12, 2003

moobs

man + boobs = moobs

when a guy (most of the time cuz he's fat) get's what looks like boobs in his chest

people really get freaked out when i grab my moobs and sing "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

by ale-ale-jandro August 27, 2011

mongslobber

(n.) Nonsense or fallacy marked by particular stupidity that only a complete idiot could believe.

"Get off of my doorstep. Nobody wants to hear your mongslobber."

by Sheeberweeber September 18, 2012

moogle the boogle

A kinky ass sex term
After I Moogle there's no boogle

1.Hey have you two moogled the boogle yet😏??
2.Hey man I bet that girl can moogle the boogle.

by HeyyyitsL August 10, 2017

Moobs

Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.

At the doctors.

Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!

Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.

In Jimmy's humble abode.

Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.

Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.

At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.

Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*

Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.

by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018

involuntary moodslaughter

One of the many degrees of mood murder. If one is not intentionally trying to ruin someone's mood but manages to do so anyway with a stupid remark or a lame joke he is said to have committed involuntary moodslaughter.

Guy #1: Dude that dig about vegetarians was mood murder. you know my girlfriend is vegan.....

Guy #2: I had no idea she was sitting there. It was involuntary moodslaughter at best.......

by reddKarun July 23, 2010

Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.

Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.

by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021