monster

A weed eater.

-"Did you hear Joey is a fucking dank monster?" -"Yeah nibbles that shit like chewing tobacco, teacher told him 'spit out the gum' n he ran out the door and hasn't been back to the class in a month." -"Shit.."

by Smackster September 30, 2003

monster

A promotion on Party Poker that takes extra rake from cash games and puts it into the prize pool of a huge donkament to be held over Memorial Day Weekend of 2007. Whinging among cash game players is commonplace because of the money it is costing them. Donkeys like the Monster because donkeys like jackpots. Tournament players like the Monster because they are the recipients of all the free money from the cash game players. Despite threats to move to Pokerstars, traffic on Party Poker is as strong as ever.

50 cents of monster rake out of a 5 dollar pot in 100NL? That's insane. Why does anyone play these tables?

by dave090906 September 10, 2006

Monsters

Humans

We see other species such as bears and sharks to be monsters without truly looking what we’ve done to them

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Monster

Manipulates younger children or black males them

You a monster

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Monster

A drink that people drink because they think they are edgy
Commonly known as chav juice

‘My friend Chloe was drinking chav juice the other day’
‘Oh do you mean monster’

by Depressed ratatouille January 30, 2021

the monster

Made up by Kevin Balolong, who used the "para" in Counter-Strike but called it the monster. He uses the monster while running, which makes his recoil worse but scares people.

Kevin: THE MONSTER! *sprays with parap*
Julian: LOL IRL
Kenneth: LOLOL

by Kenneth B. April 5, 2005

The Monster

Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.

AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.

Girl: Whatever...

AK: Triffilin' Bitch!

by AKAHRZ November 19, 2011