Mono-Nigga

A nigga who lives by himself in the woods and sells drugs to animals

Person1 - Yo Tyrone wtf do you do out here
Person2 - Sell that zibbly za to them sqwails
Person 1 - You damn Mono-Nigga

by Ziblicksom32 July 17, 2023

Monopoly Dork

An individual who takes the Monopoly board game very seriously, to the point of obsession.

"Christine and Paul were playing for fun, but Anne was a Monopoly Dork - She strategized and plotted while the other two had fun."

by Drew May 14, 2004

monopoly rape

When one player rapes all others in monopoly. This requires the perfect secret combination.

Jason, Rebecca, and Kara were all monopoly raped last night.

by monopoly rapist May 15, 2010

cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

by La Tatooie January 27, 2008

Mono-molecular wire

TUNED standard issue equipment.2 microns thick, with a tensile strength of 2.4 tons, this wire is one cylindrical molecule, held togethor by the powerful covalent bonds between atoms.

mono-molecular wire is so thin it is practically invisible to the naked eye. if the wire was moving around 10 miles an hour it could easily go through anything. metal,cars,buildings.

by rockwell13 September 13, 2006

bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???

by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010

menopausal mafia

needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds

Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.

by FattyEms November 9, 2012