The Monday following Super Bowl Sunday. Earns its name from the multiple trips you make to the toilet to discharge all of the junk you ate and drank the day before.
Becks: Damn Ridge this is your third shit today.
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
Ridge: I know dude I am really feeling all that Bud Light and queso I had yesterday.
Becks: Fucking Toilet Bowl Monday!!!!
by hallpuck15 February 7, 2010
Get the toilet bowl monday mug.When you go to college/school Monday-Friday. Then you have to work on Saturday and Sunday. Thus leaving you no days to yourself.
John: "Hey man do you wanna chill this weekend"
Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
Joe: "Yeah dude, but I have a continuous Monday this week, my boss is such a dick."
by Jm828 October 3, 2009
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getting drunk during the workweek off cheap beer in some dive bar with die hard chuntis. requires skiping either a portion or all of the workday.
i skipped work on mexican monday to get tanked with some friends at panchos taco stand/bar down the street
by lolachan March 6, 2010
Get the Mexican Monday mug.A nick name for the Mediocre band, Hey Monday. This band is known for imitating Paramore, and sucking horribly. The lead singer can't sing, and her hair cut is retarded.
Teen#1- Hey have you heard of Hey Monday?
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.
1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.
Teen#2- You mean Gay Monday? Dude, they suck.
Teen#3- Yea theyre totally Paramore rip-offs
Teen#4- They suck!
Teen#5- Hate em.
Teen#6- Talking bout Gay Monday? Man are they lame.
Teen#7- My sister almost killed me with that cheap rock shit
Teen#8- Dont think I would have survived.
Teen#9- Gay Monday?! SUCK!
Teen#10- I like em.
1/10 People like Hey- I mean Gay Monday.
by AltRockFan May 26, 2009
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Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.
by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005
Get the Monday mug.That day after the Superbowl when everyone's talking about it, and you feel like a total idiot if you missed it.
by Wasser_spiegel February 7, 2007
Get the superbowl monday mug.The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009
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