Mojo Soupian
A Mojo Soupian is someone that lives and breaths by the Mojility of Mojo Soup and it's intergalactic creators.
Mojo Soupian by Mojility1 June 9, 2020
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Mojo Risin'
Mojo Risin' by Modge May 3, 2004
Mojo Moment
When someone you know behaves like an AI or someone “living under a rock”. (The first “Mojo Moment” was made in 2021 by a guy on Twitter named Mojo in a legendary Twitter group chat.)
A: I heard that the new Call of Duty game is gonna be trash.
B: What’s “Call of Duty”?
A: Mojo Moment.
B: What’s “Call of Duty”?
A: Mojo Moment.
Mojo Moment by fuckingscoozy November 17, 2021
mojo turn
When you have had some much continous sex that you think you have breathed your last but then you get a sudden ability to continue enthusiastically.
Just when SaRon thought wicked Wanda had him at the brink of exhaustion, he suddenly pulled a mojo turn and had the bitch on her back screaming “burn baby burn”.
mojo turn by Unowhatimtalkinbout December 1, 2022
Mojo Dojo
The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.
Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"
Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"
Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"
Mojo Dojo by Donkosaurus May 8, 2014
Mojo Jojo
A gay dj on Magic 89.9, Originally from Detroit, he left for the Philippines in 1999 and started his radio career there. He is gay for more than 6 years and enjoys it. Listens to and plays house music when Mo Twister is not around. Also notorious for his Cute Boy Alert (inactive as of nov 24, 2007), flirting with male guests on Good Times with Mo, and practically arguing with Mo most of the time. Mojo is also branded either as a hypocrite or a person who thinks he's right (or is right in his beliefs). Also often accused of ratings death. Nearly got fired when Chiz Escudero didn't show up last wed (nov21, 2007), which the young senator did. Also notorious for being late most of the time (since Good Times with Mo went on air on October 2005), for chain smoking, saying uhh most of the time & attacking some callers. nad for his obesity as well.
Love him or hate him, he's here to do shit.
Love him or hate him, he's here to do shit.
Ian Lopez: I met Mojo Jojo in Eastwood City
Dean: Whatever.
Or,
Ian: I heard on radio that Mo, and Andi made calls to prove or disprove the fact that Mojo Jojo was popular. Some of its callers used putang ina, various profanity, while other callers somewhat know Mojo Jojo. Some don't even know him at all. I heard that they called a tobacco company during one of the calls and Mo said that Mojo was one of its favorite consumers of its brands.
Some guy: Wow. Very Informative.
Dean: Whatever.
Or,
Ian: I heard on radio that Mo, and Andi made calls to prove or disprove the fact that Mojo Jojo was popular. Some of its callers used putang ina, various profanity, while other callers somewhat know Mojo Jojo. Some don't even know him at all. I heard that they called a tobacco company during one of the calls and Mo said that Mojo was one of its favorite consumers of its brands.
Some guy: Wow. Very Informative.