Mckern

An Annoying Douchebag who thinks he is good at sports and thinks all the women want him.

Last night Mckern tried to tell me he went to state, bullshit!

by SG SDEF May 31, 2011

Mackerel Flaps

If you go down on a woman and she has a smelly fish like minge it is then called mackerel flap.

I went down on your mum and i found out that she has mackerel flaps.

by CiCi Beeeeeeee October 12, 2006

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

Moker

Big. A very large example.

Pronounced: Moe-ker

Conversational use:

Scene: A very large Maine Coon, Tom Cat is seen in the yard across the street.

Bubba>Look at that huge cat man, He must weigh 20 pounds.

Bobby-Ted>I bet he's bigger than that. I've never seen a cat that big. He's huge... He's a MOKER. I'm gonna try and catch him. I've always wanted a huge cat like that. I'm gonna name him MOKEY the MOKER.

Bubba: You better leave that cat alone or you'll get hurt! Bobby-Ted, you're gonna get your eyes scratched out by that big ol' MOKER.

Bobby-Ted: I guess you're right, Bubba. He's such a MOKER I bet he eats dogs.

Bubba: Yeah... big dogs!

by Bertab63 October 23, 2006

mucker

a refined version for the colloquial term "mucca", denoting friendship and kinship

hows it ganin me muckersome chersome mucca

by bucksome March 5, 2003

mooker

a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying

“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”

by mylalol February 21, 2021

mucker

A low talent hockey player mainly on the ice to wreak havoc with body checks and stick work.

"He's a real mucker and grinder"

by mambo101 December 9, 2008