McDonalds

The true definition of cancer

My grandmother got rabies from a mickydees burger yesterday...
McDonalds: *cough

Doctor: diagnosed 100,000,000 victims with cancer...

by xXпRIIOпXx May 21, 2018

mcdonalds

a place that claims to have a broken ice cream machine 24/8

can I get some ice cream
sorry we McDonalds you should know that's not happening

by rob snieber May 29, 2018

McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!

Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities

by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018

mcdonaldsy

Something that taste like McDonald's but isn't McDonald's

These chips are very McDonaldsy

by Dezxy123 July 27, 2020

McDonalds

The place where heart disease began

"Wanna get McDonalds?"
"Nah I perfer myself, you know not having cardiac arrest."

by 0dd September 16, 2020

mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020