Micro$hit

A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...

"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"

"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"

by Nsider May 24, 2004

micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

by bendussy January 26, 2007

Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

by Earl Clemintine June 12, 2013

Über Micro

Über ==> The word 'Über' is taken from German and is used in exactly the same way by an English slang speaker as a German speaker would. Über in German literally means 'Over' or 'Above' and is often merged with other German words to emphasise their excellence. e.g. "Übersoldat" or "Over-soldier" literally translated. In English, we would sooner say, "Super-soldier", but the meaning is the same.

Micro ==> in strategy games: short form of "micromanagement"
conrast to macro/-management

controlling single units; do as many meaningfull actions as possible; special moves

in matches between 2 players with same tactical skills, the one with the best micro wins

Über Micro ===> like, Über Micro

Made Popular by the Pure Pwnage guy AKA teh Pwnernator AKA teh Pwnerer AKA guy who PWNs alot

Woukd you rather date a rich guy, or a guy with Über Micro? and the answer is: a comprehensive RICH GUY... sorry pwnerer

by teh Pure Pwner May 30, 2006

uber-micro

This is basically a superlative of micro used in Pure Pwnage episode two.

Would you rather date a guy with lots of money or uber-micro?

by phorque September 1, 2006

Trend Micro

One of the most horrible antivirus products in existance; see Norton and Mcafee definitions for similar examples of corporate crap.

Me; hmm I think ill play a game.
Trend Micro; Oh, hes playing a game. Time to update now! And clearly lets not be discreet about it, but how about we minimize his game and pop up a HUGE window that cannot be closed saying TREND MICRO IS UPDATING!!!.
Me; omfg...i just lost the game...runs uninstaller for Trend Micro.

by FuckOffTrendMicro May 8, 2009

microcosm

A small, representative system having analogies to a larger system in constitution, configuration, or development

A boarding school is a microcosm in comparison to the real world. Although it may have the same characteristics, it is just a smaller version of it and not the real thing. See macrocosm and wobblotocrosm

by Alisha July 8, 2004