shit minge

Arsehole, chocolate starfish, ring piece

Where is Gibbo?

He's out back fucking the missus up the shit minge

by sailorgaz July 23, 2012

Prune Minge

When that pussy hair minge is all gray and old.

Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Stinge Minge

A girl that won’t let you floss with her pubic hair while your eating her stinky cunt out.

1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.

2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.

by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020

Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.

‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’

by Lady G. August 30, 2021

cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.

" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"

by bootay caller June 26, 2009

Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.

Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!

by LuKurse November 23, 2011

trouser minge

A ver long, out of date fanny.

"i think i have a trouser minge"

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006