Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
by PSYCHO MUTHER FUCKER December 23, 2004
When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?
by Me April 15, 2005
by Lyris October 17, 2003
my m8z mum is a milf and she is so fit i would shag her hard ive seen her strip 4 me she looked very nice in her sexy red lacy thong
by milf fucker June 17, 2007
MILF is an acronym for 'Mother I'd Like to Fuck'. In short, it refers to any woman over the age of thirty, with or without children, that is completely fuckable. Made popular by the site MILF Hunter.
by The Drizzle January 25, 2005