Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

by SSGBB December 15, 2020

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Milfestation

Milfestation means manifesting becoming a "milf" in the future (Milf: Mother I'd Like to Fuck, or an attractive older woman). From the word Manifesting or "to manifest". A young person could Milfest that they will be an attractive mom.
Popularised by the account @fijiwater on Instagram, who is using the technique of Milfestation

My bestie is so pretty I'm milfesting for her.
Man I'm so hot, this will be my number one Milfestation.

by Cl3mentinia April 21, 2021

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midest

A person of the most mid so terrible at being not mid that is classified as the midest of all

Josue is the midest

by Mr.butterworth February 15, 2022

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Midwest Lollipop

An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.

“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”

“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”

“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”

by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022

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