Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

by deheedie September 28, 2010

microphonium

The mic of the moment. The microphone that you are speaking, singing into or using now. A dildo shaped or large mic.

"He pulled this huge microphonium out"

by PeRRyO November 26, 2006

Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 3, 2008

Microfone

You're just stupid...

Can I borrow you're microfone

by higogogaga April 5, 2023

micropwned

When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.

I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropwned.

by thej2 May 12, 2007

micropreneur

A person who assumes the risk of starting and running a business. This person usually maintains a full time or part time job to support personal expenses.

A side hustle.

An event promoter

An online boutique owner

Mary is a micropreneur that works full time at Greatclips during the weekday, while she also owns and operates a full service hair salon on the weekend

by Michele Moore October 29, 2013

microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner August 21, 2008