microdot

LSD in form of a pill. There is no mescaline in microdots. Mescaline is active in the 400mg range, a microdot doesn't weigh more than 10mg. You'd be hard pressed putting any psychoactive into a microdot.

I bought some microdots, but it turned out to be birth control pills. Damn, that sucks.

Dude, I ate 3 microdots and now I'm talking to a bottle of orange juice.

by Pedram July 1, 2005

Micro Penis

As said by FHM:
A penis measuring less than 1cm when erect. There is no shaft, just a small nob connected to your pelvic region.

"There has only ever been a few micro penis' ever discovered."

by Diego August 21, 2003

microcock

Bill Gates.

I'm not giving $200 to Microcock so I'll hack Windows xp activation.

by amnca November 5, 2003

micro braids

small blrainds like box braids. most people got weave with it. Takes a long time to braid.

Do you like my curly micro braids?
Yeah!

by Vous Comprenez? February 8, 2006

Micro$hit

A way to diss Microsoft (or Micro$oft)... derrr...

"Microsoft? More like Micro$hit!"

"Micro$hit sucks ass! Bill Gates is evil!"

by Nsider May 24, 2004

micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

by bendussy January 26, 2007

Micro peen

Short for micro penis, but is used to describe someone or something that is lame, goofy, or just a straight up douche bag.

That person who just drove by me in that Honda civic with the overly loud exhaust system is a total micro peen!

by Earl Clemintine June 12, 2013