$150 land mine

A new tennis shoe, 50% of which are Nike. They are like landmines because if someone steps on them, a perfectly rational black man is going to explode.

See the boondocks.

Tennis shoes are like $150 land mine, step one one and someone bout to explode!

by Jake McLeod September 27, 2006

Minecraft Dungeons

In the game, villagers have been captured in animal cages by some kid or adult called "the arch illager"/Archie. He was hated by villagers and everytime a villager saw him, he got a whooping. One day, he found a glowing "orb" in a white van. The illager is now getting revenge on the villagers. You have to save the villagers before they get slaughtered or become slaves or whatever. you have to get to them first by fighting your way through these fat dungeons filled with thirsty mobs. i once fought my way through a thicc swamp and some scary bois started chasing me.
Note to self: don't let the witches drink too much otherwise they might get too overpowered
you can get greedy by stealing goodies from mobs, chests, and mom's purse. if you find any gems, you can trade with the starved, trapped, villagers in your basement. you can also find artifacts that will help you beat the hell out of the mobs in your way, such as a 1-up mushroom from the Mario games, and a shiny stone that will take people's virginity and gives it to you as health. there are 3 game difficulties in the game: baby mode, epic mode, and sicko mode. at the end of each difficulty, you have to fight the floating little shortie/ the arch illager inside of an enderman costume. you have to upper your power level by stealing the best weapons and armor. the better power level you have, the easier levels will get. If you want the new levels coming out, ask mommy for a credit card and wait until July 69

Person 1: hey can you help me beat the last level on Minecraft Dungeons?
Person 2: Sure, what difficulty?
Person 1: Normal
Person 2: you truly are the lowest scum in history

by Burnt grass June 25, 2020

Minetta

if someone is a minetta you can legally throw them into a dumpster fire and listen to them scream for mercy because they perv with no standards

this guy is a minetta

by mmem*w* March 31, 2020

mindtrap

1. A variant of the slang term "burned" or "served"
2. A slang term for expressing awe or confusion in a situation

1. "He's so much better than you! Bitch, you got mindtrapped!"
2. "Holy shit! That thing is so big! Mindtrap..."

by Sterling Pratt April 2, 2008

Minecraft: PS3 edition

A discontinued edition of Minecraft that is still on PS3

Im depressed that Minecraft: PS3 edition is discontunued

by plsdontdie April 15, 2021

Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

This is a meme

Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

by yiannis11x April 22, 2021

Minecraft Sweat

A person that tryhards in PVP in Minecraft. Typically plays on large servers such as Hypixel or Mineplex. Uses techniques such as strafing, jitter, or butterfly clicking to help them PVP. Usually has skins that look something like the ones on the NameMC trending list and has a simplistic name consisting with few letters.

Wow look at Steve. He's such a Minecraft Sweat

by YourLocalPikachu July 10, 2019