Snot meteor

When someone holds a finger over one nostril and blows out a single, hard surfaced (dried) booger into the air.

He was trying for a snot rocket, but blew
out a snot meteor. Almost put out an eye of a by-stander.

by tinkerslink December 17, 2008

meteor pudding

A way to describe the appearance of someone with severe acne.

Jayne: "Did you see Cory's face?"
Emily: "Yeah, complete meteor pudding!"

by Jayne Q Public November 11, 2008

Meteor Shower Night

A special Stanfordian Night where you hook up with people in ways that do one of the following
a) break rules
b) break boundaries
c) break typical hook-up rules set for yourself

Last night was that meteor shower night, and he took her out, fucked her on top of a building outside, and she was one of my professors

by Meteor Shower October 8, 2008

Meteorite Sulfate

Is sometimes mistaken for or argued that it is a real substance. It is, in fact something which does not exist.

People who believe in this substance, and then realise later that it does not exist, will deny ever believing in Meteorite Sulfate and claim it was a hypothesis.

Arguing it exists:
Jono: Meteorite Sulfate does exist!!
Jake: No, it doesn't.

Jono: Yes it does, I'll even tell you what it is...
Jake: Tell me then.
*Jono explains.

After discovering it does not exist:
Jono: I HYPOTHESISED!!!

by Amazing_Australian May 29, 2010

meteorolotards

Meteorologists who absolutely fail at their jobs of forecasting the weather; despite their access to the newest technologies, they still cannot "predict" inclement weather.

I would have ridden my motorcycle to work today had the meteorolotards not falsely predicted rain. There were clouds and the sun shone. WTF? 350 days of sun in SoCal and they can't get a day of rain right?

by titoito September 29, 2012

Meteorited

The thing in question was wiped out due to massive climate changes due to the dust and other particles thrown into the atmosphere due to the impact on the earth's surface of a large meteor, asteroid, or other naturally occuring object that was flying through space.

The dinosaurs got meteorited

by Thronton March 11, 2008

Meteor Shower

The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.

Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"

kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"

Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"

kyle: "gnar"

by ld420 August 21, 2011