meterosexual

A person (typically male) who takes pride in his appearance, dresses impeccably, goes for facials, expensive hair cuts and things of that nature. They are often assumed to be gay.

"Sam? Oh he isn't gay. I know he fusses a lot about his appearance, but he really isn't gay. He's just a meterosexual."

by justmoi August 22, 2005

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018

Meteorology

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.

"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"

by Noaa February 5, 2009

Memeories

Old, predominantly defunct Memes fleetingly resurrected in modern day conversation.

"The moment the T-Rex reappears and starts chasing the car gives me chills to this day."

"It wasn't chasing the car, it was running from Chuck Norris."

"Ah, memeories."

by rianwudkok March 30, 2015

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.

That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

nipple meter

using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature

I stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read "cold as fuck"

by landon15 February 18, 2004