Metaphail

The act of attempting to use a metaphor to clarify a point your making, but only making it more confusing.

" Okay, so if you think of Jim as the sun then that makes Jill the water, so that makes Jack the flower. Do you get it now?"

"......No. Total Metaphail."

by umitsme? November 6, 2009

Metaphicoral

1. A state of, high relaxation (noun, adjective).
2. To be highly relaxed (verb)

1. Roll that metaphicoral blunt.
2. I metaphicoral every day.

by Naughj May 2, 2010

Metaphysical Mookie

A person who is way out on holistic, mystical, occult, alien stuff. Over the edge in Mysticism.

You and a friend are hanging and you see person walking around in a aluminum cap, holding a Tesla box, and you say "there goes a Metaphysical Mookie"

by liquidstardreamer August 22, 2011

Metaphory

when something is metaphor-esque

"I just want it to sound metaphory"

by King of Dolphins January 27, 2013

metaphARGHs!

metaphor: the use of a word or phrase to refer to something that it isn’t, invoking a direct similarity between the word or phrase used and the thing described, but in the case of English without the words like or as, which would imply a simile.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

metaphARGHs!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about metaphors.

"metaphARGHs!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 25, 2013

Metapwhorically

A way of speaking used by some exotic dancers that allows them to speak their mind to a rude customer without making a him angry, so he will still give her money.

She wanted to tell him to go fuck himself, but instead struck up a conversation about masturbation and encouraged him not to be ashamed. Like many strippers, she was speaking metapwhorically.

by Dikatomy March 6, 2013

metaphysical dock

It is the same as the original ned's dock *cough cough* that is, a non existent penis

Girl 1- Omg! I found out Carl has a metaphysical dock yesterday!
Girl 2- That's awful!! What are you going to do?
Girl 1- I'm going to have to leave him, he can't please me.

Girl 2- What a shame, I kinda liked him.

by Richhobo October 26, 2013