Mega-spread

The act of spreading your ass cheaks so far that you don’t have to wipe

Bro I know we don’t have any toilet paper, I’ll just mega-spread.

by Dirtykev3216 April 7, 2019

mega drop

Same as a Mic Drop but done to authorities figures.
It refers to a megaphone.
And it's mostly metaphorical.

Punk'd Churchill was a huge mega drop!

by terminal1 July 23, 2020

Montana mega mount

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount

Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

by billygoatbilly February 8, 2010

ur mum mega big gey

theres no coming back from that

Ur mum gey
no u
Ur mum mega big gey
*dies*

by SexyAshienBoi March 6, 2018

mega roehl

The cleavage of two fat rolls (roehls) often mistaken for the vagina when having intercourse with an overweight female (fat girl). In situations where the female has one or more mega roehls, the best way to avoid the mega roehl is to throw flour on her and find the wet spot. Although mega roehls have a fair amount of moisture, frumunda, and stank, it is usually sealed by the exterior Mega roehl (mega roll). Therefore, the odds increase the vagina will be the most distinguishable wet spot. If you're lucky or experienced at hogging.

It felt so good until I realized I was fucking in between her fat rolls and not her actual pussy. Beware the Mega Roehl!

by Yeah, I've been Hogging before April 24, 2007

ultra super mega gay

they have gone above and beyond homosexuality like that's they man you see in a floral dress or the woman in jeans and a jean jacket smoking a cigarette

fuck man your ultra super mega gay

by santas pussy October 15, 2017

ultra-mega-super-awesome

Anyone you know who is so awesome, this is the only way to explain it. It takes talent and skill to be this awesome. You have to be born with it. Anyone who is ultra-mega-super-awesome is pretty much perfection. When talking about it as a feeling, it's like saying "the greatest feeling in world" instead of sounding like a kid of "loser status".

Scott is ultra-mega-super-awesome and when I'm around him I feel ultra-mega-super-awesome too.

by tokyo.thelittlemermaid September 17, 2010