Megan is beautiful. On the outside. Only on the outside. At first, she’ll be great. She’ll be your friend for a while then, suddenly, she won’t. She’ll purposely exclude you, saying how amazing her friends are and mentioning every name- except yours- and looking straight at you while doing it. Lies about wishing you happy birthday or merry christmas. And you can’t say anything, otherwise you’ll be labeled as jealous. But what does it matter? You lost your remaining two friends because of Megan.
No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
No offense to any Megan’s, I’m sure a lot of you are great. I was hurt by a Megan though so I felt like making this, I have no bitterness to any of you, save the one that hurt me.
“Who’s Megan?”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
“The girl who pretended to be my friend, then stole my friends.”
“Aw, that’s awful. I’m sorry.”
by Louisville/Loserville hater February 27, 2022
marvel enthusiast with the ultimate Lego collection which she will sacrifice herself for
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian
Paul Dano stan
Likes Robert Downy Jr even though he is a butch lesbian
by slyfox9789236 May 13, 2022
An incredible girl Who is passionate about everything. She will care for you and make you luang so hard you won’t be able to breathe. She’s is funny and outgoing but she also is very sensitive and emotional but she will still fight for what’s right.
Guy: “have you seen Megan anywhere?”
Girl: “she’s either at a party, having a mental breakdown, or saving the world.”
Guy: “dang... she’s pretty incredible!”
Girl: “she’s either at a party, having a mental breakdown, or saving the world.”
Guy: “dang... she’s pretty incredible!”
by Miraculouslover November 03, 2019
A woman that eats your soul and bathes in the blood of virgins. Who would kill you just as fast as rape you if your hot. Always undressed you with her eyes and lets you know about it by her smile. Got kick out of hell from torching people too good (also stole a sandwich). And is now secretly trying to rule the whole world.
by EosSELENE January 03, 2012
will flirt with any boy who has a pulse, better watch your boyfriend because she will steal him in a heartbeat. is small with a big personality, has weird taste in clothes and food. you can only spend a little time with megan because she will tire you out.
by hellokitty321xo February 02, 2014
Awesome, cute, and absolutely hilarious. She is the most gorgeous girl you have ever seen. She is like a Disney princess, she is brave and adventurous. She loves donuts and going to hotels. She is the frickin' kindest person you will ever meet.
by meganspring24 November 18, 2016
Megan is a definition for a hot nerd.
Attributes of Megan:
-Big Booty
-Swooning Blue Eyes
-Unreal hourglass figure
-Blonde bombshell
Nerd factor:
-Watches anime
-Loves Hello Kitty
-Gamer
-Reads novels
Though this nerd might fool you she's secretly a siren that lures in men as pray. Watch out! Megan is on the prowel.
Attributes of Megan:
-Big Booty
-Swooning Blue Eyes
-Unreal hourglass figure
-Blonde bombshell
Nerd factor:
-Watches anime
-Loves Hello Kitty
-Gamer
-Reads novels
Though this nerd might fool you she's secretly a siren that lures in men as pray. Watch out! Megan is on the prowel.
by Ayyyeeegurl;) June 13, 2017