A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.
Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"
Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."
Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."
Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"
Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."
Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."
Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"
by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009
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Bob - i heard you got a job
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
Ali - ye i repair and maintair air conditioners, i'm an air conditioner mechanic
Bob - thats not a job, your just a theif
Ali - stop it
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Bob - Hey man shouldnt we get to work?
Jim - na man we'll do it like Air Conditioner Mechanics
Bob - Thats just low
by lenny xox king October 17, 2008
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*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
*Most often spewed information comes from "Popular Mechanic" magazine.
Jerry is such a poopular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and I don't think he even knew what he was explaining.
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Garrett: "Dude, did you hear about what Tyler was doing to all those people at the party last night!"
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
Kyle: "No. Was he drunk fuckin' them?"
Garrett: "No, his dick was in his pants the whole time! He was just giving out rim jobs!!"
Kyle: "Holy Hell, now we get to call Tyler The Mechanic."
by MoshPitMaster November 2, 2014
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Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
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