meaner weiner

if your little and a person doesnt do what you want or they donty agree

No lets get on the roof you meaner weiner

by Que esta Tomas January 22, 2008

bacon maker

A Texan derivative of money maker.

I want to grab your bacon maker.

by Shermie January 5, 2009

Double meater eater

Receiving a blow job while eating a Burger King "Super Seven Incher" sandwich.

Jon: "Dude, last night while I chowing down on my BK Super Seven Incher, my gf started giving me a blow job!"

Steve: "Dude, you just got a double meater eater!"

by Peter North/MAPS July 6, 2009

Welfare check makers

Big fuzzy overused balls put into action just to get another check,cause you know after 5 kids your wifes meat wallet be droopin like a yo-yo.

Awwww son! I'm gettin me an 84 Cutlass since I got the ol' Welfare Check Makers cranked up again.

by Swifty Cumberdale January 9, 2008

meekered

In motorsports: when the driver downshifts 2 to 3 gears lower than intended and the rpms exceed mechanical limits to serious detrimental effect

Aww, dude, did you see that tomato in the Porsche? He totally meekered his engine!

by The Mann June 24, 2006

muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.

Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.

by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013