Martha mayhem

When a man with a hooked purple dick tries to slap you across the face.

'That Miller dude ran around the room trying to give us a Martha mayhem.'

by Glenda Jackson November 20, 2004

morgan mayhem

A celebrity female name used frequently in blind vices....believed to be Lindsay Lohan.

Morgan Mayhem is at it again, doing coke lines in the bathroom of the VIP room.

by Adriana C September 5, 2008

mayleah

She's a wonderful person big hearted and sexy asf she likes Sullivan and also has a fatty and long ass hair and pretty asf and friends with Alondra much love to Mayleah

Awww that's a mayleah she pretty 😍

by Bro it's me November 24, 2016

Mayleigh

The cute girl at school who you think likes you but you don't know for sure and then when you try to find the truth you start to like her back.

Kid: Bro Mayleigh likes you
You: Are you sure?

by E December 17, 2018

Maylen Bojangles

1. (n) The biggest homosexual ever to walk the face of the planet.

2. (adj)Gay

1. (n) Teh EWzors reamed Maylen Bojangles with t3h pencil he tried to yoink.

2. You're so fucking Maylen Bojangles

by gr00vn t0nes October 30, 2003

Mayheming

Similar to the concept of tebowing, except influenced by Allstate's Mayhem commercials. Mayheming can be done on photoshop or in a live situation.

In his Mayheming photograph he did a hot babe out jogging pose in front of a fire.

by Mayhem Fan December 30, 2011

Mayhem

dont talk about mayhem

Rachel: guys what's mayhem?
Amanda: shut up rachel. #mayhem #ronswanson

by poopandcheese February 22, 2013