Billy Madison

This Adam Sandler movie is funny as shit.

Billy Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

by xyzyx July 5, 2008

Madison

A amazing, beautiful, intelligent, and simply perfect girl. Madisons are perfect girlfreinds, and even better wifes. Madisons are great dancers, and can do anything they set there mind to. Madisons will do anything for their freinds, and will always be there for them no matter what. They are awesome freinds to make, and will never leave your side. Madisons are perfect in every way.

Wow her name has got to be madison, she is so stunningly beautiful.

by varuffles09 February 10, 2010

Maisey

A gorgeous bombshell. All the guys want her. Maisey is cute and adorable. She also is the life of the party, knows how to have fun, and loves to love. A very beautiful girl. She'll make you feel amazing. She's amazing.

Everyone loves Maisey!

by thatonedude78 September 6, 2011

Maisara

Kind human who you can trust always there for u and waits for the right girl and when he gets that girl he never lets her down he is sexy and sporty usally good in volleyball and football sucks ass at basketball and loves travelling

i found a maisara in bed
i found a maisara playing sports

by Maisara April 16, 2019

James Madison University

JMU is what dreams are made of... its not just a school, its a way of life. If you are privileged enough to go there or to experience its greatness, you are truly one of the lucky ones!

so many dimes its unreal and the 70/30 ratio aint bad either


JMU stays poppin..... we gets busy

by the air up there September 4, 2005

Leaky Madison

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, and she then squats over his chest and allows the semen to leak out onto him.

"I hate hanging around Travis. All I can think about is Meghan giving him a leaky Madison."

by WeirdFetishes December 11, 2009

Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.

The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck

by Hilda April 20, 2006