Mattastrophe

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

by MattRAY June 1, 2010

mattyflidia

mattyflidia is a dirty bloke that go round spreading chlamydia with out no regard for others

mattyflidia dirty horrible nasty mofo

by Someone who caught it January 20, 2011

Matysha

The one you love to hate. The one you can't live without. The one that makes everything better. The one you can count on. The loud one of the bunch. Amazing personality. Beautiful inside and out. Crazy but is the softest person ever.

She just might be Matysha !

by 907Chick July 12, 2011

Mattschecking

The act of touching 2 prolapsed anuses together, like a kiss

Josh and Mike were bent over Mattschecking each other.

by Harrymanback November 23, 2013

Matty Gee

What the Australian population refers to as a Gronk.

Habitual liar, theif and downright sleaze bag who has uncontrollable offensive body odour.
He is a skinny looking rat who will try to fuck your girlfriend AT ALL COSTS.

Be Warned

Matty Gee : Matty is short for Matthew and Gee is short for Gronk

OMFG he thinks hes all that but hes just a Matty Gee lol

by alyssa384 October 28, 2014

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

Mattsims

Anorexic meth head with rotten teeth . Sexual deviant. Rides bike everywhere to look for drugs.

Dang! Did you see Amber with that meth head?

Ya. Hes a mattsims. They deserve eachother.

by Fancyface70 July 26, 2017