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Mateus

God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.
Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"
by Ninja13 February 22, 2008
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A real white boy that can truely represent urban hip hop
by Laksha October 5, 2003
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Matheo

"Matheo" is the ship name between characters Theo Raeken and Malia Tate on the MTV show, Teen Wolf. Even though Theo is a total backstabbing jerk who turns the whole pack against each other and shoots Malia in the stomach, he's super hot and she can't stop going on about him.
Person 1:"Omg that Matheo scene tonight though"
Person 2:"Yeah i know! How he transformed from a wolf into a naked human in a coyote den and started flirting with Malia"
Person 1:"She couldn't get enough of him"
by Clary Herondale August 12, 2016
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Mathieu

A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
girl 1 - "OMG! Look, look, look, it's Mathieu!"
girl 2 - *SQUEAL* "he is so freakin' HOT!
by American Admirer November 15, 2010
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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

The HOTTEST man on the face of the earth. He has talent, sense of humor, and his daughter is his world. All guys should study up on him, take notes BOYS, this is a REAL MAN
by Christina November 8, 2003
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Mathematics

The unified theorems and theories used in the analysis of order, sequence, pattern, form, space, figures, and numbers.

Algebra studies the existence and uniqueness of solution sets in equations and inequalities. Calculus, and its subset Differential Equations, further explores the properties of Algebra through use of derivatives, antiderivatives (integrals), and partial derivatives/antiderivatives.
Game Theory involves the study of outcomes in scenarios, prediction, and optimization strategies in practical applications. There's many more branches, such as signal theory and other shit, but, quite simply, nobody, yes, mathematicians, NOBODY gives a flying fuck.

Mathematics, akin to chemistry and physics, is not about making friends. You need it a hell of a lot more than it needs you.

Contrary to scholastic doctrine, the majority of Mathematics must be purposely rigged in order to actually achieve a solution. Even more padding and precautionary measures must be added in order to make the solution somewhat understandable or practical.

Mathematics varies from the concrete applicational types, such as calculus and algebra, to the overly-abstract fields, such as linear theory. It's a necessary in anything scientific, and is useful in sweeping the academic debris away from fields in which they could do serious harm, safely into liberal arts studies. While we should all be thankful for that aspect, many people, author included, still despise Mathematics for being overly complicated due to lackidaisical teaching and god-awful textbook writers.
Jeepers, I love Mathematics.
by 8====D August 12, 2004
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matherchod

u matherchod
by yendukraa October 25, 2003
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