National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

Andrea and Mariah

Two peas in a pod; Remote to the television; Peanut butter and jelly; Spongebob and Patrick

These two lovely ladies are inseparable.

They are as close as girls can get.

(without being called lesbians)

They would do anything for eachother, and love one another to death.

Best bud's and Best friends forever.

Black guy 1: Hey nigga, check dem out. They are looking fine.

Black guy 2: Yo, I know man.. That's "Andrea and Mariah", but we can't get between them.

Black guy 1: Why man?

Black guy 2: Cuz dey stuck to each other like glue.

Black guy 1: Dammmn.

by Justanotherdefinition November 10, 2010

Mariah

Mariah: The hottest most amazing girl in the world. Guys try to be with her and it annoys the fuck out of her. She will only be with ONE guy and he has to be pretty DAMN special.

She gives the best pleasure in the world!!! Everybody wants to be here. For real.

She is also the best singer in the world. The end.

Fuck. There's that Mariah girl again. Smell her as she walks by in the hall.

by smoresaregood! February 28, 2009

Mariana

The funniest, prettiest, coolest, smartest, most awesome person ever. She pwns you at school with a 3.9 GPA, pwns you at video games having beaten Paper Mario 2 six times, pwns you at awesomeness with her existence, and just pwns kthnx. She has no life, but that's okay, because her awesomeness makes up for it. She makes her friends lol on a regular basis, because she's cool like that. She's crazy and basically nothing scares her. She also hates surprises, so don't even try it.

That girl is amazing! Definitely a Mariana.

by Breanna19 December 22, 2008

Mariah Carey

A truly amazing singer/songwriter. I dont know how she hits those notes!

Stupid: Mariah can't sing.
Smart: Dude, step out of denial.
Stupid: you're right. Im just jealous.

by no-lies April 7, 2005

Mariana

Amazing, wonderful, beautiful chick. Mariana's are very giggly, funny, and fun-loving. They are extremely ticklish and smell very nice. They are also secretly defiant (they usually have dyed hair, piercings, or a unique fashion sense). You must always approach a Mariana first because they will rarely approach you. Mariana's have killer eyes and a beautiful smile/laugh. They have unique interests and laugh at your passions but secretly admire, respect, and adore you. Be sure to stay close to them because they tend to be cold all the time and need your warmth and affection. Talk to them about deep intimate thoughts and stories; they love that shit.

Me: Hey, Mariana!
Mari: (laughs)
Me: Why, what's up?
Mari: Your face, goddammit! (laughs)

by Fuck Love, Snort Drugs November 28, 2012

Mariana

Double chin queen. Loves sour patch and plays the violin.

A mariana

by Mari18 October 26, 2017