The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
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The act of gargling with gravel every morning
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Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
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Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
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exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
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The act of gargling with gravel every morning
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Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
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Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
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exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
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-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
by Curtis Easter November 13, 2011
Get the Manojism mug.Manoj is a smart man. When manoj attend the stinky book festival, but lets a large cloud of flatulence release from his loose buttocks, and stinks up the room even more. He evilly closed all windows and blocks all exits with his manly cheeks. Then, using his powerful asscheeks, he pull the wall of the rooms in, and starts to shrink the room. The book enthusiasts are soon suffocated by the methane-filled manoj sharts, and faint immediately. But, alas! Manoj closes the room too small to contain his own body, and he implodes and stinks up the room even more.
Shyub: Yo, Ming and Shatang, did u catch that Manoj Kandafarticus that happened yesterday?
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!
Ming: Yeah, I heard that Twatshay was there too!
Shatang: That was nasty, i heard Manoj came home and sat in Twatshay's laptop, too!
by Shatarngarishi ThinMintz June 16, 2018
Get the Manoj Kandafarticus mug.A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
by Bigabongo June 11, 2020
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fashion model.
Appearance
Manon Legrand is a French woman with short light pink hair , . She wears a royal blue singlet with red, white & blue streaks, with cutouts around her torso & hips. Embedded on her collar is a gold medal with 2 abstract figures, with 1 throwing the other. On top of her singlet, Manon wears a white gi with a blue trim, with the sleeves rolled up & the waist tied with a black judo belt. Her matching blue footguards & wristbands have white stripes across them.
Story
A super model & world champion judo, Manon is an idealist, forever seeking self-improvement in the pursuit of beauty. She struts the catwalk of street fighting to become the world's strongest model.
Fighting style
Manon combines judo with ballet, utilizing various maneuvers that involve her "dancing" with her opponent. Many of her attacks utilize her long legs to attack from far ranges, complementing her powerful close-range throws.
Manon's Level 1 Super Art, Arabesque, has Manon lunge forward across the screen. Her Level 2 Super Art Etoile is a series of flying kicks that serve as a powerful combo-ender, reversal, & anti-air option. Finally, Pas de Deux is a Level 3 Super Art command grab that has Manon dance with her opponent before slamming them to the ground.
fashion model.
Appearance
Manon Legrand is a French woman with short light pink hair , . She wears a royal blue singlet with red, white & blue streaks, with cutouts around her torso & hips. Embedded on her collar is a gold medal with 2 abstract figures, with 1 throwing the other. On top of her singlet, Manon wears a white gi with a blue trim, with the sleeves rolled up & the waist tied with a black judo belt. Her matching blue footguards & wristbands have white stripes across them.
Story
A super model & world champion judo, Manon is an idealist, forever seeking self-improvement in the pursuit of beauty. She struts the catwalk of street fighting to become the world's strongest model.
Fighting style
Manon combines judo with ballet, utilizing various maneuvers that involve her "dancing" with her opponent. Many of her attacks utilize her long legs to attack from far ranges, complementing her powerful close-range throws.
Manon's Level 1 Super Art, Arabesque, has Manon lunge forward across the screen. Her Level 2 Super Art Etoile is a series of flying kicks that serve as a powerful combo-ender, reversal, & anti-air option. Finally, Pas de Deux is a Level 3 Super Art command grab that has Manon dance with her opponent before slamming them to the ground.
Manon Legrand
Personality
Manon is depicted as being idealistic who seeks herself for her self-improvement in beauty and enjoys street fighting which she wanted to become the world's strongest model by using her main fighting skills. Aside from being idealistic, Manon is also shown to be snobbish & haughty , she loves to fight strong opponents . Nevertheless, Manon is not without a standard, such having a strong despise of people with hidden evil agendas.
Concept
Manon was pitched with ballet & judo Feeling that making a normal judo would be boring , Manon's design would be modernized with grace in her feet movements, making her distinctly French by adding ballet as part of their inspiration. Her French heritage came from the sport's popularity in that there , with France having the 2nd highest number of Olympic medals behind Japan.
Moveset
Manon uses a unique Medal system that powers up her grab-based special moves. Every command grab or Renversé hit-grab she lands increases the Medal level by one, up to a maximum of 5 levels.
Personality
Manon is depicted as being idealistic who seeks herself for her self-improvement in beauty and enjoys street fighting which she wanted to become the world's strongest model by using her main fighting skills. Aside from being idealistic, Manon is also shown to be snobbish & haughty , she loves to fight strong opponents . Nevertheless, Manon is not without a standard, such having a strong despise of people with hidden evil agendas.
Concept
Manon was pitched with ballet & judo Feeling that making a normal judo would be boring , Manon's design would be modernized with grace in her feet movements, making her distinctly French by adding ballet as part of their inspiration. Her French heritage came from the sport's popularity in that there , with France having the 2nd highest number of Olympic medals behind Japan.
Moveset
Manon uses a unique Medal system that powers up her grab-based special moves. Every command grab or Renversé hit-grab she lands increases the Medal level by one, up to a maximum of 5 levels.
by Blu_leef July 1, 2023
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-Hey Maria, why aren’t you and Johnny close anymore?
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.
-I’m giving him the silence treatment since he pulled out that Mikołaj manoeuvre at my birthday party.
-Omg! Poor girl! That’s some ducked up shit.
by NeedlessSage February 10, 2021
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by smiffytheninja January 16, 2008
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