Capital Malcompliance

The direct disobedience of your local Combine Civil Authority.

"Attention; You have been charged with: 243 Assault on Protection Team,
Capital Malcompliance,
Divisive Sociocidal Counter-Obeyance."

"You have been judged guilty by Civil Protection teams, all units deliver terminal verdict immediately."

by Overwatch April 20, 2005

Lucius Malfoy

The sexiest man in the Harry Potter universe

Lucius Malfoy is so fricking sexy

by MaraudersMamas November 3, 2020

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.

Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.

Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.

Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.

by paper and pantry October 6, 2005

Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is the school-side nemisis of Harry Potter and the rest of the trio (Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley). In the books is an arrogant asshole, but most people like him because of this and because they find his film counter-part attractive, Tom Felton.

Person 1: How can you like Draco? He's such a jerk
Person 2: But have you even seen Tom Felton? He's so hott.

by emobitch13 October 28, 2004

malcompetence

A portmanteau word combining "malicious" and "incompetent." Coined by playwright Max Sparber to describe the behavior of President George W. Bush.

Do not misunderestimate the malcompetence of the administration.

by Astro Zombie July 22, 2008

Draco Malfoy

1) Harry's school rival
2) a pretentious rich blonde boy with grey eyes and a sexy smirk
3) the Slytherin sex god

The ideal guy for me is none other than Draco Malfoy

by lea boilger November 3, 2014

Mallori

Mallori is the most beautiful creature in the world. She lights up a room and turns every head when she enters. She will make you fall in love at the drop of a hat and you'll never get over her. She is very loyal to her friends and family and tries to see the good in people.Mallori will always have your back. She is kind and passionate about the things she believes in. Mallori is super intelligent, she may even be the smartest person on the planet. Don't try to outwit her, you will lose. She is wise. Mallori is not one to be messed with. She will cut you to pieces with mere words or her quick Jackie Chan like fists. She will make you wish you had dug your own grave and buried yourself if you cross the line with her or someone she loves. she is extremely stubborn. Her stubbornness sometimes gets her into trouble, but its nothing her amazingly gorgeous smile and sparkling eyes cant get her out of. Mallori is a very confident girl but may be insecure about where she stands in all of her relationships. People often take her for granted and then kick themselves when she is gone. Because when she's gone, she's gone forever. Once you've had a Mallori, life will never be the same. You will always want more. She knows what she wants and she always gets it. She's weird and crazy and there is never a dull moment with her. Mallori has very neat handwriting and loves cats and dogs. She is also the funniest person anyone will ever meet. No one is funnier than a Mallori. Not even Jesus.

Hey, who is that creature? She's literally everything anyone could ever want. A perfect mixture of everything good in life.

Who that? That's a Mallori. Be careful, she will break your heart . She's perfection

by ILYKEBIGBUTTZZ November 16, 2017