high maintenance

Means you're a self-centered cunt (applies to males or females) who should not be tolerated.

YOU: "I have to warn you I'm high maintenance."
ME: "You mean you're a self-centered cunt?"

by fifilarue April 27, 2015

high maintenance

Someone who is fixated on Diamond Chairs and Diesel jeans.

He is really laid back, but if you saw his apartment you would call him high maintenance.

by JMannnnnnnn January 18, 2008

red rocket maintenance

the act of a male masturbation

john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance

by kid ravioli January 19, 2009

high maintenance

Most women are high maintenance. The term "high maintenance" usually refers to a very peculiar female individual that is extremely selfish and demands a constant stream of gifts and attention. Also prone to bitch and complain about your every action, thinks highly of herself, and will never issue an apology...unless she desperately wants something from you.

I will NOT call you up 57 times a day, and there´s no way IN HELL i´m buying you that ruby encrusted necklace and scepter from the 18th century. Now GO DOWN ON ME and MAKE ME CUM...BITCH!

by Hanzo May 28, 2004

High Maintenance East Coast Tough Guy

East Coast Tough Guy living in San Francisco, talks it up more than the average ECTG without actually coming through on countless empty promises and bold statements... shows distinctive high maintenance feminine traits, possibly linked to his city of residence... unreliable...

takes up to 5 hours to decide what food to order...

by cormac breslin February 4, 2004

fame maintenance

To accept minor film roles and other appearences in order to maintain one's public profile in the popular media.

"It's just fame maintenance"

Fame maintenence was coined by John Waters the American filmmaker, actor, stand-up comedian, writer, journalist, visual artist, and art collector. He says film acting isn't his first love but he does accept minor roles in other people's movies, "but that's just fame maintenence ". (Quoted in North and South magazine, October 2011).

by pgcinnz October 26, 2011

citizen maintenance

Having to fill out forms, make phone calls, go to offices, etc. for utilities, bills, services, etc.

I spent all morning at the DMV and then had to come home and try to get a hold of someone at the cable company to figure out why my service was shut off. I hate citizen maintenance!

by TeeShaHai February 28, 2013