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Mahal Kita

An expression of saying I love you in tagalog
Filipino Language
Stephanie if youre reading this Mahal Kita
by Brent De Leon February 29, 2008
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mahalageddon

The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.

This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.

For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.

More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that

has not built up to $150 worth.

A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.
Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.
by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010
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madmaxing

Hacking something beyond

- recognition
- permissions
- original intentions

… to achieve maximum damage!
Gee, those guys are madmaxing the Load Impact API! Why can't we do something like that??
by it-wasnt-me September 21, 2016
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Magma bong rip

A magma bong rip is when your friend or yourself light the contents of your bong to the point it looks like molten magma. Resulting in an extremely powerful hit and you potentially coughing out hot blood.
"Yo, Sami lit that bong so hot last night I thought my lungs were on fire dude!"

"Yeah man Sami really loves those magma bong rips haha"
by Shreddedbikeboi June 18, 2017
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Mahagany

Mahagany is a goofy girl that laughs at everything and she is very pretty
Mahagany was looking
by neyyyyy December 16, 2018
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Magma Cavern

One's fiery asshole.
"My magma cavern is on fire, Jimothy"
"I didn't ask you, Jheronica"
by Stan Key Bousi April 13, 2020
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Mahaganog

word used to describe a person with no father
Imagine being a mahaganog
by Humphrey Hamdorf August 28, 2020
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