a mafleush

A-MA-FLAY-OOSH, When you don't know the meaning of something.

"My a mafleush isn't too good today

by Nobody...Of_Impotance July 6, 2010

Nope Mallet

when you are like " nope im done with this shit" and then you hit whatever you dont want to do with a mallet

Josh: hey dud did you do the 10 page AP paper that due today?
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through

john: poor computer

by Ginger God December 25, 2013

crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.

Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner

by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016

clit mallet

A reference to pulling your Penis out during sex with a girl and repeatedly smashing her clit using your cock as a mallet!

I pounded her with my clit mallet until she squirted then slipped it back in the cock Socket!

by URZRFC June 12, 2016

Peter Mallet

Your Wood Work slut specialist :)

Big woss over the cats

Oi mate you like cats Peter Mallet

by Cherry picker August 25, 2019

Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

ass mallet

Another term for an asshole.

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony September 17, 2021