Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it

random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson

by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019

moronic interrogative

Raising your voice at the end of a statement to turn it into a question as typified by valley girls but has spread for beyond to both sexes and even beyond the US.

Typically used to solicit affirmation to an otherwise dull and pointless story.

y'know, so I was wanting a BMW but i actually got an Audieee

Why does Melissa speak like that, has she had a stroke?

Nah, she just loves the moronic interrogative

by stewieG wannabe March 2, 2010

Friccin moron

A proper noun that commits an incredulously stupid action without deliberate thought or use of common sense.

Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got CORDUROYED! Tag your friends to totally CORDUROY! them! CorduSTROYED!!!

Oh my friccin goodness gracious, Tarzan is a friccin moron because she friccin fell down the garbage chute to the dumpster again!!!! What a FRICCIN MORON!?!?!?!?!?!

by lochmore April 17, 2019

Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.

Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...

by Hockeytown19 September 7, 2014

Moronavirus

A plague that overcomes a nation when the person holding the highest political office is a moron.

“Don’t worry, come November, this virus is just going to disappear.” “Oh, you mean the moronavirus?”

by Joejohn July 18, 2020

Moron

A person who is lacking intellectual capacity and general common sense.
This slang word is mostly used in a derogatory sense.

Eg. I can't believe he dumped you for her, he is such a moron!

by YC7 June 24, 2008

moronese

The common language spoken by a moron = (IQ 50-69)

George Bush: Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?
Barry: What did he just say?
Sue: Don't worry he's just speaking moronese again

by MJ Harris April 29, 2008