When you get your Dick "stepped-on", someone has Stopped you
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
from doing something you wanted to do or Needed to do.
It has nothing to do with Sex, But.... it CAN be used in place of "Cock-blocking".
Joe: "Hey Fred. Chris is selling me his car for $50 bucks. But I need to wait til tomorrow,
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
when I get the money.
(Then Fred goes behind Joe's back and buys the car 1st).
Joe: "Damn, that dude Fred be 'Steppin on My Dick'!"
*** Another example:
Joe: "Hey, Susie. I know I've been trying to date you for years, but you don't like me.
So I'm going to ask Marilyn to go out with me. I heard she really likes me.
So I guess you and I can be just friends after-all."
(Susie then goes behind Joe's back and makes up Lies about him, to Marilyn. So Marilyn ends up
dating someone Else) !
Joe: "Damn. Susie never liked me, but she went and Stepped on My Dick. And now Marilyn
doesn't like me either. :/ "
Stepping on Someone's Dick is a form of Haterism.
by JoeBloh July 24, 2014
When you go out and with no effort whatsoever, a woman or women want to have sex with you. This typically happens for males in their prime.
by Storm1979 October 30, 2011
by TrippinBallz July 16, 2008
Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.
Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
Baby, my dick twitched too.
Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay
by I fuck for memes February 19, 2018
An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.
Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."
"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
Player 1: *rolls five 3's*
Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"
by Gatsby UNH May 12, 2011
Tricked my Dick is an expression used by a male when a woman has fooled him into believing she will have sex with her.
by SecretSanta;) October 10, 2011
Hey ya bouncing on my dick, bouncing on my dick!
by feggbzherhare May 02, 2021