mushy

'The Ginger Boffin's' colloquial slang word for a Mustache. Alternatively, the name of her Grandmothers late cat, Mushy.

"My Grandma's cat's called Mushy."
"My, my, my Jonny, you have one mighty mushy there on yow top lip."
"Stop ticklin' my bushy, with your mushy!"

by The Ginger Boffin April 17, 2008

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Mushy

Used to describe men who won't talk to girls in real life. No, he's all about that snapchat quick add life. Probably has a best friends list made of girls from private schools they have never met.

Girl: Who's that cute guy over there?
Me: it's Mushy Matt
Girl: Why do they call him mushy?
Me: He already has your Finsta but won't talk to you
Girl: How?
Me: Yes

by I got nonced June 17, 2020

mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

by mushygraper October 13, 2010

Mushy

A person who's emotions are expressed in an overly dramatized manner typically stemming from jealously, tension or arousal.

Guys, I'm such a mushy. I can't stop thinking about how pretty that thot was from last night.

by VersatileFool January 8, 2023

MUSHY BANANA

MUSHY BANANA IS A LEADER OF THE BANANA CULT BUT CAN BE A BIG CHERRY SOMETIMES, HER BANANA BESTIE IS MELTED BANANA

OMG WE ARE CHERRIES AND WE ARE SO SCARED OF MUSHY BANANA AND MELTED BANANA

by Guess.Who.UwU. September 22, 2023

mushies

Cuter term for mushrooms. Pronounced as ''muh-sheez''. Currently used when an obsession with mushrooms occurs.

I found 3 mushies in the forest !

by Anxiousmushroom January 18, 2022