Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.

When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".

by Julia Dream May 25, 2011

Mummy Makeout

When you and your partner have extremely dry skin or no saliva to make out. Similar to making out with sand paper.

We hooked up last night in the cabin, but it was pretty much a mummy makeout because the air was so dry.

by CookieMonster9 February 10, 2015

Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

mummy tummy

The stomach a future mom gets when she's pregnant. Usually used when trying to decide if a woman is pregnant or not.

1. James: Hey Bill, Did You See Cathy?

Bill: Yeah She Got Big Didn't She?

James: Naw I Think That's A Mummy Tummy

2. "Excuse me, are you fat or is that just a mummy tummy?"

by The Groove DJ March 14, 2011

Your mummy

A very sexy woman indeed

WOW! Is that your mummy? very gud very gud

by whydidjypee May 12, 2022

Mummy Knows

A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.

I told you mummy knows!!!!

by Emily R G August 19, 2008

Mummy Ducky

The titular main character from the Mummy Ducky series. A duck creature that can speak 6000 languages and battles natural disasters while laughing at humans.

We tried to cook Mummy Ducky but we failed..again.

by FM Member December 23, 2019