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big muff

Famous guitar distortion pedal. Sounds pretty good.
Also has a funny sounding name...
by the bg August 21, 2004
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muffication

Death (asphyxiation) by cunnilingus. Past tense: mufficated
Cause of death: muffication
The 23-tear-old male was found mufficated in his bedroom.
by Levee July 24, 2003
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miffstew

An alternative way of saying 'missed you' or 'miss you', you are miffed off (angry / upset) and in a stew (a sulk) because you are missing somebody or have missed them
Awwww I miffstew already

I miffstew yesterday
by gardenL October 7, 2009
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muffed up

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"
Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.
by scott January 30, 2004
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Muff Cabbage

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
by -Nobody- October 15, 2010
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muffshot

The muffshot is similar in many ways of the 'mugshot' instead is's when a female sends a picture of her minge to someone on snapchat. It's widely popular in the western society to send mugshots as a showing of affection for the receiver.
Casper: Damn I just got a snapchat from the biology teacher
Dave: What could it be?
Casper: Oh never mind, it's just a muffshot
Dave: eww
by Miraccoli November 29, 2016
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Toonces' Muff

Greatest cover band ever to think about rocking your world! Named after the world famous Toonces the driving cat skit from SNL, Toonces' Muff harnesses all the power of the driving cat's vagina!

Toonces' Muff also goes by TMuff for short.
"I'll be sure to wear 2 panties to the Toonces' Muff show tonight since the first pair is going to be soaked!"

"I sure hope Toonces' Muff will play my wedding, I really want my marriage to mean something!"

"I bet the Canaanites wouldn't have sacrificed virgins every year in order to keep the nearby lake from flooding the city if TMuff was around to rock their world."
by Ran Wilder January 6, 2013
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