man muffler

When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh

I got man mufflered last night.

man muffler by Mrs.Pruitt January 14, 2015

Cunt Muffler 

A person's single redeeming quality that distracts from the fact they are a grade A douche fag.

"It took me a while to realise the only reason I like her was because she had a Cunt Muffling set of tits"

"The only reason he spends so much time working out at the gym is because his face is too ugly to be a Cunt Muffler"

Cunt Muffler by Spankie, EarlyDays March 27, 2015

sausage muffler 

The act of sticking a dick in your ass or pussy before a fart or queef.

Bro yesterday I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and she had me do the sausage muffler to make it quiet.

sausage muffler by Terms from work January 22, 2023

Chinaman's Muffler 

Performing stimulation by burying ones face in an anus and motorboating with your lips

After receiving a ride home from the night club, Jordan repaid his driver with a Chinaman's muffler in the back lane.

Chinaman's Muffler by BigKahuna March 14, 2015

dirty muffler

When after engaging a girl in anal sex, she proceeds to spray diarrhea all over you. It is actually a mix of semen and feces which has an odor similar to very old muffler grease.

I was butt-fucking Pamela after she ate 3 steak soft tacos. Right when I thought things were cool, she blew her dirty muffler all over my cheast. I'll never eat mexican food before sex again.

dirty muffler by EJL Supreme May 16, 2006

Rainbow Muffler 

Having several sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.

Lana has a blue waffle, a purple sock, the clap, the drip, and crabs at the same time. So Lana has a Rainbow Muffler.

Rainbow Muffler by RainbowMufflerz April 25, 2011

Boob Muffler 

The act of a girl lying on her back and mashing her boobs together while her significant other sits on them and farts.

Once she got her breast augmentation, it really created a higher pitched sound when I gave her a boob muffler.

Boob Muffler by Jabecca February 20, 2009