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FUPA awerness month

the month of march is fupa awerness month because it right at the end of the winter before beach season where the FUPA is no longer hidden
dude: "karli did you know that march is FUPA awerness month you should really do something about that."
by brickface444 December 30, 2010
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Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.
1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."
by MissObvious August 4, 2008
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Montypurgo

The legendary act performed during sex with a female. Montypurgo also related to Captain Drill-tastic is where the Montypurgo drills the womans cunt at an increasingly dangerous speed until she passes out or completes a signified 10 orgasms. This move can only be performed by Captain D and is yet to be announced by a non legend.
1) Dude that girl got a Montypurgo last night, well they do say losers have a wank, winners fuck the prom queen.
2) Chuck Norris just did a Montypurgo, wait! Who was the victim?!
by The Prophet of Destiny June 22, 2011
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Montclair High School

No stairs..
I heard Montclair High School’s stairs broke the third time this year

Yeah, that schools gross.. It has asbestos and no stairs
by s Th Mel d November 2, 2019
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MontyInvictus

Number 11: Monty, little baby man, little baby, little baby boy.
MontyInvictus is a little baby man
by Theiwjwbwkshbdwbaj February 7, 2021
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Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch
Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?
by Purch April 18, 2019
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montease

1. (noun) Montgomery glands, or monties, that are partially visible underneath a woman's blouse or top. When in a private setting, the clothing might be transparent. But more often, a montease occurs in public, when an otherwise modest blouse allows the contours of the Montgomery glands to become visible, as bumps in the fabric.

2. (verb) to expose the contours of one's monties (Montgomery glands) with revealing clothing, especially when done deliberately, in public.
"When it gets cold, my girl's monties pucker up and show through a tight blouse, if the cloth is real thin. Sometimes, her monties show when it's not cold, it's just a sign that she's feeling hot." (LOL)

Overheard on the outdoor patio of a restaurant, as a cool fall breeze spread a chill over the crowd:
"Dern... I wonder if our waitress knows that her nips are doing a montease? It almost hurts to look."
"Yep... it's very difficult to look her in the eye... it's like she's flashing her high-beams!" (LOL)
by Casey Johns January 21, 2009
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