mong

1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).

1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"

by Zelda199 February 21, 2007

mong

A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.

Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!

by Rooster_D January 26, 2008

Mong

One who is sexy and derives income from the earnings of a prostitute usually by soliciting business.

"Dang! that girl just got monged."
"Man.. you sure are mongin' today"

by Seth February 9, 2005

Mong

To sit down and relax, allowing the effects of whatever you have just taken (alcohol, weed, etc) to sink in and take over you.

(smoking a joint) A- Woah, doesn't everything look...green?
(doing the same) B- Don't mong yet you freak; fight the mong!

1- Oi, you alrite?
2-Allow him, he's mong-ing
1-Don't let him mong, my parents are coming home!

by Datman January 10, 2008

mong

1: cool
2: amusing
3: amazing

1: "that persons hair is so mong"
2: "this game is quite mong"
3: "look at that! its mong."

by meghan and smee August 29, 2005

Mong

To relax or chill out

ah, I'm fucking tired, time to mong.......

by Zoomungus November 27, 2014

Mong

Used to articulate undefinable/unspeakable acts of simmering homoerotisism between two coworkers or between an animal or object.

John and JC mong in the store basement during lunch breaks.

"JC, wanna Mong?" asked John

JC's first time monging was with a bushy haired gray squirrel

by Brdkelli August 11, 2003