Mixtress

The go-to Non-binary or Gender Neutral form of Mistress or Master. Not to be confused with Mixter, the equivalent of Mister and Miss.

I am the Mixtress of Urban Dictionary noobing-it

by AutisticMystic June 23, 2021

Dark Angels Misstress

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.

"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"

by «†ÐarkÅngelsMi§§tre§§†»™ January 3, 2005

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

misteress

A man other than her husband with whom a married woman has an ongoing sexual relationship.

Damn girl, you married and still got friends with benefits!
Yeah, I've got a few misteresses.

by Dr. L1 April 24, 2008

mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.

"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."

by KHD January 27, 2004

mistresspiece

similar to masterpiece, only sooo much better because its been made by women!!!

or

A fictional cake company set up by me and Katie

"omg that picture's so amazing!!"
"yeah... you could even call it a mistresspiece"

or

"Mistresspiece have so far made one cake... involving freddo being mysteriously assassinated in a sweet shop. Currently carries health warnings due to excess sugar."

by FairyQueen November 24, 2006

Mistressish

Typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Loves sex any place anytime with no hangups whatsoever.....

This woman is aware of what she wants and how she wants it and is willing to go to any lengths to get it.

Always out to please her man no matter what!

Typically falls for musicians named Bernie (Please refer to Bernie "always gets the job done the first time" hehehe).

This woman is also refered to as "The Canadian Virus" mmmmmm....

If you catch this virus men there is no cure.....Enjoy!

Mistressish is typically a beautiful Canadian woman about 32 with gorgeous eyes, incredible lips, voluptuous body with a passion for life that seems endless.

Please refer to Steph or Stephanie

by BernMan April 29, 2010