Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room

Every room in my house got golden misted.

by GoldenMister February 15, 2022

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 30, 2019

misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

Menstrual Mist

The act of a female squirting during her menstrual cycle.

I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.

by Asius May 24, 2018

french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015