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Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.
Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'
by mahill23 January 12, 2014
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french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
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Piss Mist

The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi
I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.
by MatadorMaine April 3, 2023
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shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you
1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore
by Trony420 August 21, 2017
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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
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golden mist

When your kid pees in the humidifier and pee gets misted on every surface of the room
Every room in my house got golden misted.
by GoldenMister February 14, 2022
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DingleBerry Mist

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
by Mist agent November 23, 2019
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