Mickey Mouse Ring

An official NBA Championship Ring that was literally given to the Lakers in Walt Disney Resort in Orlando, FL.

"LeBron won a Mickey Mouse Ring in Disney World and the NBA is counting it for some reason, you can't make this shit up."

by Fr0stinaDungeon August 2, 2021

mickey finn

A dose of knockout drops, such as chloral hydrate, a sedative/hypnotic, usually administered to some hapless barfly as a preamble to rolling him.

They slipped him a Mickey Finn, and when he woke up the next day, his wallet, wristwatch and jewelry were gone.

by Charles Frank September 9, 2008

mickey mouse ears

when a girl (or a fat guy with manboobs) lifts up her shirt and places her exposed boobs over someone's head, making that person seem to be wearing micky mouse ears.

A good photobomb is doing the mickey mouse ears.

by phobioid March 1, 2012

mickey juice

vaginal secretions produced during sexual arousal

i love mickey juice :)

by nemesizstar October 21, 2008

mickey marlos

Colombian slang for when a person is Mexican and think he's Colombian

Look at that mickey marlos, thinking he's one of us. (Translated from spanish to english)

by iAmeer August 6, 2018

mickey mouse job

A job done incorrectly in an extremely poor manner using the simplest, easiest, cheapest and fastest way possible.

"Hey did you ever get your car fixed?"

"Yeah, but they didn't even straighten the bumper and they just painted over the rust! It's a total mickey mouse job!"

by Kevin McNaught May 12, 2006

Mickey D's

The "shortened" version of McDonald's, even though you're not saving any syllables.

Mickey D's = 3 syllables
McDonalds's = 3 syllables

WTF.

Fuck McDonald's. Let's go to In-N-Out instead.

by their food tastes like shit December 18, 2004